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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 14, 2008 7:55am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: This one's for Rob

Poetry? I've done enough fucking poetry in my days to fill the goddamn Grand Canyon. Don't talk to me about fucking poetry. I ooze that shit from my freakin' pores. Poetry? I've got more poetry than you have crabs. Shit. Saying I NEED lessons in poetry. Fuck. William Fucking Shakespeare could take lessons from me.

In the immortal words of John Donne, "Shut your festering gob, you tit"

Or was it Coleridge?

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2008-02-14 15:55:38

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Poster: spacedface Date: Feb 14, 2008 6:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: This one's for Rob

>>In the immortal words of John Donne, "Shut your festering gob, you tit" >>

Your kind really make me puke. You festering, malodorous...

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Poster: William Tell Date: Feb 14, 2008 7:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Militaristic verse at least celebrates violence

Touche!

Yes, I know the feeling.

Now in Inja's sunny clime
Where I used to spend my time
A servin of her majesty the Queen
Of all them black faced crew
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental beastie, Gunga Din

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Feb 14, 2008 8:01am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: the right and proper use of the cuttie gun

Andrew An' His Cutty Gun

Robert Burns, from the Merry Muses of Caledonia, 1800 edition

Chorus:
Blythe, blythe, blythe was she,
Blythe was she but and ben,
An' weel she lo'ed it in her neive,
But better when it slippit in.

1.When a' the lave gaed tae their bed,
And I sat up to clean the shoon,
O wha think ye cam jumpin' ben,
But Andrew and his cutty gun.
Chorus

2. Or e'er I wist he laid me back,
And up my gamon to my chin,
And ne'er a word to me he spak,
But liltit oot his cutty gun.
Chorus

3. The bawsent bitch she left the whalps,
And hunted roond us at the fun,
As Andrew fodgel'd wi his airse,
And fir'd at me the cuttie gun.
Chorus

4. O some delights in cuttie stoup,
And some delights in cuttie-mun,
But my delight's an airselins coup,
Wi' Andrew an' his cuttie gun.
Chorus

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 14, 2008 8:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: This one's for Rob

Tito's forgotten more about poetry than you'll ever know!!!


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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 14, 2008 8:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: This one's for Rob

Well, I gotta admit that one's true.

Damn him and his iambic pentameter!!!!!!

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 14, 2008 8:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: This one's for Rob

tito's "iambic pentameter" is probably shorter than a "haiku"



:)

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